You know why Jesse Ventura has a show? Because there is a demographic for Jesse Ventura.

Why does mickey wear a bottom and no top and why does Donald where a top but no bottom and he doesn’t fly?

None of it is real.  That’s what you have to take away from it, it is about this fictional person having this specific life.  It isn’t necessarily logical, but it happened to this fictional character in this fictional universe where having a stripper that looks like Marissa Tomei is a bad thing.   Remember you have a lot to do tomorrow.

hey I have an idea, lets hire danny elfman, Johnny depp and whoever that art guy is.

The tale of Man how it was 7 brothers that created the different races.  The African’s, The Europeans, The Indians, the Arabs, the Asian, The Latins, America will be a new race because we are all mixed together or will be eventually.  In 200 years we will be a browns with big noses, extremely hariy, huge boobs with giant dicks dicks and fat.  I’ll do touch ups.

This is like saying that there will be a bomb that will explode on December 17, 3405.  that time probably will exist, we humans are so fucking dumb, but we are an awesome organism.  We are a single organism.  We are a collective.  Just like all deer are.  What portion are you of my grandpa, what about great grandpa we are an organism, we grow by our cells having sex, having wars.  That means Muslim bore from Adam.  Adams.Party.  This isn’t fucking Animal Farm, we will never waiver from these 20 principles.  Adams Party, these things believed by John Adamns and you go into specifics.  This will always be us if you believe this than vote for us.  You don’t know, you know that fucking spider scared the shit out of you.